http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4489792.stm
Russia's getting more dangerous everyday, they say... but you didn't realize how dangerous until now. Given the large population of these scavengers around here- are we next? It's not a far stretch from a mangy, street-smart dog to a fat little pink baby, and the pack mentality is sure to figure that out soon. Then, with loads of new, animal-derived protein available to the vicious multitudes, competition will run its inevitable course, and other populations will start to adopt the pack mentality. Hordes of swarming raccoons, with their ant-like focus on collective domination and their irascible opposable thumbs, will be unstoppable- cleverly nocturnal and near-invisible in the day. Lock your doors! Bar the windows! Hide the dog food and secure the birdfeeders! The end is nigh!
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so, you won't be taking wickett on the Dostoevsky tour right? wouldn't want him to have to fend off a crazed squirrel or badger or something.
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